Dear Grandma

August 31, 2015

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From Harry to Grandma

31 August 20:52 BST


Dear Grandma,


Thanks for having me and Charlotte to stay with you out in Spain. It was a GREAT holiday. Aqualand was the best bit, even though we got thrown out. I didn’t like the mosquitoes, but I DID like the way you made Charlotte give me the window seat on the way home cos I’d let her use my suitcase for her extra junk.


So I’ve been thinking, why don’t you come and stay with us now? We miss you, Grandma. Will you think about it?


Lotsa love,


Harry xxxxx

Dear Prince George

May 5, 2015


Dear Prince George,

Doesn’t it suck when your mum is about to have a new baby and everyone’s like, “Oh, Congratulations! I’m SO happy for you guys?” and you’re thinking, “Why? I might have to share my bedroom with a baby.”  And, “What if they like this new kid more than ME?”  That would suck, right?  OK, they probably won’t and, anyway, you still get to be King one day so Ha! I’m never going to be a King in my house, but when the twins come they will learn that I RULE at X-Box!

Good luck and have fun.


P. S. Say hi to the Queen from me.

Dear David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband

April 17, 2015


Dear David Cameron, Nick Clegg and Ed Miliband, hi there!

Do you guys ever get nervous when you have to give a speech?  I’m doing a talk at my school about this game I built called Zombie Show Jumping – which, BTW, is truly AWESOME.  But what if I CLAM UP and forget what I have to say and everybody just starts laughing at me?  Or I have to go to the toilet part way through? Has that ever happened to you?  If you have any great tips on how to deal, please GBTM soon.

Good luck and have fun