Kid Zombie: Hi, everybody! I don’t know
who is going to read this, or if there is any
point in complaining, but basically there’s a
guy on our site called Iamgod who is a real
troll and a bully. Does anybody know what I’m
talking about? GB2M soon.
Goofykinggrommet: Harry? You’d
better be careful what you post.
Kid Zombie: Why? He’s a bul—
Iamgod: YO! Did you just call me a TROLL?
Kid Zombie: Oh. Hi, Iamgod!!
Iamgod: You are DEAD!!! You hear me, you
Mvpguy: Iamgod? You are about to be
Iamgod: Who’s THIS?
Mvpguy: This is the guy who’s telling you
to pick on someone your own size. You’re not
God, you’re pathetic. And you’re a bully! And if
you don’t crawl back into your dark stinking
pit and stay off WOZ, I’m gonna wup your ass.
Iamgod: You can’t make me LEAVE!!!!
Mvpguy: Yeah? You wanna get
banned???? I can ban you.
Iamgod: You can’t BAN me!!!!
Mvpguy: Oh yeah? Watch. Oh look – I’ve
just given you a 9,999-year ban!!! Like… there!
How you like them apples, MR IAMGONE?
Kid Zombie: Did you just ban Iamgod?
Mvpguy: From any console. Anywhere. For
like the next 9,999 years!!!
Kid Zombie: How did you do that?
Mvpguy: Like I told you – I opened some Wuppass.
Kid Zombie: But only game moderators
have got Wuppass.
Mvpguy: Or FRIENDS of game moderators
– right, Foxblood 24?
Foxblood 24: Indeed!
Mvpguy: There you go, Harry! You kids are
free 2 game!
Kid Zombie: That was AWESOME!!! Thank
Mvpguy: So next time you need some
help – what are you going to do?
Kid Zombie: Ask for help?
Mvpguy: Now you’re learning!