Top Tips: How to Deal with Evil Sisters

July 15, 2014

1. Tell ’em how cool it would be to leave home and travel for like the next ten years (or more). Maybe suggest Australia – it’s a GAZILLION miles from England!

2. Join the SAS, cos that worked for Bear Grylls.

3. Never tease your sister about her boyfriend’s stinky feet (unless you are good at running and hiding or your mum is nearby).

4. Try getting Harry Styles to take her off your hands, but that kid doesn’t write back so good luck with that idea.

5. Get her adopted.

Harry

P.S. You can download and print out my Top Tips here. Good luck and have fun!